Hilarious Star Wars Jokes
Want to Strike Back at boredom? Try one of these hysterical Star Wars jokes! The Star Wars franchise has its fair share of silly and entertaining moments, but we’ve collected the funniest jokes from alllll over the galaxy. We think that they’ll E-wok your world! What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars. What’s a baseball player’s least favorite Star Wars movie? The Umpire Strikes Back. What’s the most popular Star Wars movie in Italy? The Phantom Venice. How does Obi-Wan Kenobi answer the phone? “Hello there!” How does Wicket get around Endor? E-woks. Why does Obi-Wan hate bodybuilders? Only Sith deal in abs(olutes). How do Ewoks communicate over long distances? With Ewokie Talkies. What do you call a potato that has turned to the dark side? Darth Tater. What do you get if you cross a bounty hunter with a tropical fruit? Mango Fett. What Star Wars character sells hot dogs? Admiral Snackbar. What do you call a person who brings a rancor its dinner? The appetizer. What’s Jar Jar Binks’ favorite meal? Miso soup. What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Bow ties, of course. Why is a gossip website like the Imperial Fleet? They’re both full of Star Destroyers. What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? The. How do Tusken Raiders cheat on their taxes? They always single file, to hide their numbers. What time is it when an AT-AT steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer. Who stands in a store window modeling the latest Star Wars fashions? Mannequin Skywalker. A clone trooper walks into a pub and asks the barman, “Hey, have you seen my brother?” “I dunno,” says the barman, “What does he look like?” A Hutt slithers into the food court. The cashier says, “Hey! We have a pizza place named after you!” The Hutt says, “You have a pizza place named Jabba Desilijic Tiure?” Lando Calrissian walks into a bar, orders a drink, and sits down at a table in the corner. The bartender jerks his thumb at him and says, “Lando’s a great pilot now, but I remember when they used to call that guy Crasho.”
Funny Star Wars Puns
Phantom Menace? More like Pun-tom Menace! Our apologies for that one…but there’s more where it came from! These Star Wars puns will make you laugh, smile, and (hopefully) come over to join the heart side… You Reys me up ???? Luke-ing good! ???? I Chewys you ♥️ I’m so Wookie to have you ???? I’ve been looking for love in Alderaan places ???? You R2 cool ???? Luke who’s talking! ???? Yoda best Jedi ever ???? These puns are un-bear-able (said no Ewok ever) ???? I’m Leia-ing down some serious puns ???? Don’t Boba fret—more puns are on the way! ???? May the Fourth be with you! ????️ Don’t be a Sith-head…???? Without you, I’d be Solo! ???? I think you’re BB-GR8! ???? The Jedi Order got Chinese for lunch last night…they all wanted Pada-wonton soup! ????
Star Wars Dad Jokes
Luke…I am your father…and I’ll prove it with a dad joke! We know that the public opinion on dad jokes isn’t 100% positive…but we think that these ones are funny enough to avoid you getting Darth Mauled by your friends and family (again—we THINK). Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends. What do you call an overpowered janitorial stormtrooper in the Death Star? A Super Duper Pooper Trooper. What’s Yoda’s advice for going to the bathroom? Doo-doo or doo-doo-not-do. What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy. What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be. What kind of spaceship did Luke fly in grade school? An ABC-Wing. What’s the name of Obi-Wan’s twin brother? Obi-Also. What was General Grievous’ favorite band? Weezer. Does R2D2 have any brothers? Nope, only transistors. What do you call an eel that loves the new Star Wars trilogy? A more-Rey eel. I’m reading a great book about Force levitation. I can’t put it down! My wife says she’s leaving me because of my obsession with Star Wars. I said, “Please don’t go, honey. You’re the Obi-Wan for me. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Kylo.Kylo who?Kylo, Kylo, it’s off to school I go. EXPERT TIP Manuel Garavito Manuel Garavito Comedian Manuel Garavito is a stand-up comedian, producer, and founder of Miami Comedy — a platform that has cultivated one of the most vibrant underground comedy scenes in Miami, Florida. He has been featured in The Miami New Times and VoyageMIA as a comedy expert. Manny has produced over 5,000 live comedy shows, coached dozens of comedians globally in developing their stage presence and comedic voice, and hosts the popular Miami Comedy Podcast, where he riffs on the quirks of Miami life with locals on his livestreams. Manuel combines his entrepreneurial skills and comedy persona through his comedy coaching business, where he helps his clients build their unique comedy style, grow their confidence, and even create comedy content online. His work blends humor, coaching, and community building, making him a sought-after voice in both entertainment and personal development spaces. Manuel Garavito Manuel Garavito Comedian Remember that a good dad joke should be gentle, innocent, and loving. A good dad joke feels like it comes from someone who cares—like a father figure being playfully silly. It’s not imposing or edgy; it’s more like, “Here’s a sweet little joke I thought you’d enjoy.” That’s the spirit of a dad joke.
Star Wars Jokes About Luke Skywalker & Princess Leia
Attack of the Clones? Not quite… But you may get a laugh attack from jokes about these twins! Luke and Leia are two of the most iconic characters from the Star Wars universe, and they’re both fierce soldiers, loyal friends, and excellent fodder for some of our favorite Jedhead jokes. You can read a few below! What do you call a dachshund from Luke’s home planet? A Tattooweenie. What does Luke drink when he’s feeling sad? Blue milk. What is the internal temperature of a tauntaun? It’s Luke-warm. What did Luke say when he realized he forgot his winter coat? “I’m getting Hoth under the collar.” Why did Luke sleep with the lights on? Because he was afraid of the Darth. Where did Luke get his bionic hand? A second-hand store. Did you hear the one about Princess Leia’s hair? It’ll have you rolling. What does Leia say when she can’t find her shampoo? “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only soap.” Who does Princess Leia’s hair? Darth Braider. What did Leia say when she fell into the sarlacc pit? “Help me, Obi-Wan Kenobi, you’re my only rope.” Why did Princess Leia send a distress call to Francis? Because he was her only Pope. Why didn’t Leia email Obi-Wan the Death Star plans? Attachments are forbidden. Luke and Obi-Wan walk into a sushi restaurant. Ten minutes into the meal, Luke’s still having trouble with the chopsticks, dropping food everywhere. Obi-Wan finally snaps, “Use the forks, Luke.” Knock, knock. Who’s there?Leia.Leia who?Leia cookie on my plate. Want to find out which Star Wars character you are? Take our “Which Star Wars Character Am I?" Quiz!
Star Wars Jokes About Darth Vader and the Empire
Forget the return of the Jedi—this one’s all about Vader! We love to hate the dark side of the Force, but we certainly can’t hate these Imperial jokes! From quips about Darth Vader himself to jokes about other Sith lords and servants, check out these jokes about everyone’s favorite cinema villains: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? To get to the dark side. Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant? Darth Waiter. How do Sith get to the second floor of the Darth Mall? The Ele-Vader. How did Darth Vader cheat at sabacc? He kept altering the deal. Why wasn’t Darth Vader allowed into seminary school? The priest found his lack of faith disturbing. Why isn’t Darth Vader safe for children under three? He’s a choking hazard. How did Darth Vader know what Obi-Wan was getting him for Life Day? He felt his presents. Who’s the toughest teacher at the Sith school? Darth Grader. What do you call a Sith who likes fishing? Darth Wader. Who DJs all the Sith parties? Darth Fader. Why couldn’t Grand Moff Tarkin find the Rebel base? He was looking in Alderaan places. What was Tarkin’s favorite brand of toilet paper? Charmin, to the last. What’s a stormtrooper’s favorite store? The store next to Target. Why did the Stormtrooper buy the iPhone? He couldn’t find the droid he was looking for. What’s the difference between a Stormtrooper and an AT-AT? One is a walking Imperial, and the other is an Imperial walker. Did you hear the one about the Death Star trash compactor? The punchline is smashing. I just watched a great documentary about how the Death Star was built. It was riveting. Darth Vader walks into a bar in December. The bartender says, “Merry Sithmas, and what’ll it be?” Knock, knock.Who’s there? Vader.Vader Who?Vader minute while I tell a joke!
Star Wars Jokes About Han Solo and Chewbacca
RAWRGWAWGGR! HERRNNNGGGHHHHH! That joke was hilarious in Wookie-speak…but I guess we’ll need Han to translate! Han Solo and Chewbacca are great pals and steadfast companions—just like a joke’s set-up and its punchline. Not sure what we’re talking about? Check out these once-in-a-millennium (falcon) Star Wars jokes: Why did Leia like Solo? Because he was Han-some. What did Han Solo give Greedo for Life Day? A blaster-proof vest. What do you get when Han Solo is vaporized by a blaster? Second-Han smoke. What did Han Solo say when the waiter recommended edamame instead? “Never shell me the pods!” What do you call a bird that eats avocado toast? A millennial falcon. What did Han Solo say to Kylo Ren when he dropped him off at school? “Have a good day, Ben.” What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the haddock? “Never sell me the cods!” What did Han Solo say to the waiter who recommended the fish? “Never sell me the cods!” Why did the Millennium Falcon go to Dagobah? To pick up some Yoda soda. Why did Lando borrow the Millennium Falcon? He just took it for a Bespin. Why did the Millennium Falcon break up with the X-wing? It needed space in the relationship. What did Han say when he heard he won a galactic lottery he never entered? “Never Zelle me the frauds!” What did Han order at the cantina? A carbonite cocktail in a Solo cup. How do you unlock doors on Kashyyyk? With a woo-key. What do you call Chewbacca when he has chocolate stuck in his hair? Chocolate Chip Wookie. What’s Chewbacca’s favorite brand of gum? Big League Chew. Where did Chewbacca upload the Death Star plans? Wookieeleaks. Why was Chewbacca doing stomach crunches while he was on Hoth? He was trying to be the Abdominal Snowman. What is Wookiee stew like? A little Chewie. What do you call a Wookiee in a bad mood? Sir. What did Darth Vader say to the Wookiee? “I find your lack of bathe disturbing.” Why did Chewbacca lose at Dejarik? He made a Wookiee mistake. What side of a Wookiee has the most hair? The outside. Have you tried the gluten-free Wookiee treats? No, but I heard they’re a little Chewie.
Star Wars Jokes About Yoda & The Mandalorian
Give you jokes we will! We already loved Yoda from the original Star Wars films, but when we were introduced to Baby Yoda?? All bets were off! Whether you just want to talk like Yoda or learn some jokes about his Mandalorian pals, incredibly funny jokes have you here: What did Yoda ride as a kid? A do-cycle. Because there is no tri! Why did movies 4, 5, and 6 come before 1, 2, and 3? Because the director, Yoda was. What does Yoda do for fun? Anything that makes the Dagobah. Why was Yoda bad at geometry? Because to him, there are no triangles, only do-or-do-not angles. Who is short, green, and plays the cello? Yo-Yo Da. Why is Yoda such a good gardener? Because he has two green thumbs. Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda to borrow some money? Because he’s always short. Why was Yoda afraid of seven? Because six, seven ate. What’s Din Djarin’s favorite protein supplement? “This is the whey.” What’s a Mandalorian’s favorite pasta? Fett-uccine. What do you call a dog owned by a Mandalorian? Boba Pett. What’s the difference between Din Djarin and a car driven by Marty McFly? One’s a Mandalorian, and the other’s a manned DeLorean. How does Grogu call Din Djarin? On his baby mobile. When did Grogu say his first word? Right after his second word.
Star Wars Jokes About Droids
R-2 ready for some BB-great jokes? From R2-D2’s scream to C-3PO’s overthinking, we all have a soft spot in our hearts for a lovable droid. But do you know what you’ll love even more than a droid? These jokes! What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO. What droid always takes the long way around? R2-Detour. Why was the droid angry? People kept pushing its buttons. Is BB hungry? No, BB-8. What’s the name of the droid who joined the rock band? Flea-3PO. Why did R2-D2 get arrested? He was charged with battery. What do you call a droid that doesn’t use deodorant? C3-BO. What do you call an angsty teenage droid? A sigh-borg. Why was C-3PO broken? Someone put salsa on his chips. What happens to droids after they go defunct? They rust in peace. What is C-3PO’s favorite dance move? The robot. What do you call an invisible droid? C-through-PO. What do you call a pirate droid? Arrr-2D2. What’s R2-D2’s favorite game? Hide and beep. Why do medical droids make the best Jedi? Because a Jedi must have patients. Why is a droid mechanic never lonely? Because he’s always making new friends! What is R2-D2 short for? Because he has little legs. What’s R2-D2’s favorite singer? Beabadoobee. Why didn’t Anakin make C-3PO out of wood? Because it wooden work. Knock, knock.Who’s there?Art.Art who?R2-D2!
Star Wars Jokes About Jedis & Siths
Don’t let these cheesy jokes fool you…we’re light side all the way! Anakin vs. Darth Vader, Obi-Wan vs. Darth Maul…the battle between good and evil is well-documented in the galaxy far, far away. No matter what side of the Force you prefer, here are some jokes to lighten things up either way! Which Jedi became a rock star? Bon Jovi-Wan Kenobi. What did the Jedi say to the sheep? May the force be with ewe. What is a Jedi’s favorite dessert? Obi-Wan Cannoli. What do you call a nervous Jedi? Panakin Skywalker. Why can’t Jedi vacuum in corners? Attachments are forbidden. What do you call a Jedi who knows Photoshop? Adobe-Wan Kenobi. Why did Kylo Ren get food poisoning? He couldn’t resist the dark side of the buffet. How does Grievous stay in shape? Spin class. What does General Grievous have for breakfast? Cough-ee. Why can Count Dooku use two lightsabers? Because he’s ambi-Sith-rous. What has three legs and six arms? General Grievous with some spare parts. What kind of coffee does Palpatine drink? Darth roast. What is Emperor Palpatine’s favorite Disney song? “When You Wish Upon A Death Star.” Why did Kylo Ren chase Rey? Because he’d Ben Solo for so long. Why did Darth Maul cross the road? He didn’t. He had no legs for years after Obi-Wan cut him in half. Why does Palpatine wear black robes? Because they don’t make them in a darker color. What do you call five Sith piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-kebab. Where does Kylo Ren get his black clothes? From his closet. So, are you on the dark side or not? Take our “What Lightsaber Color Am I?" Quiz to find out more!
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