'Jai Ho' Tweet Review: First day, first show
'Jai Ho' Tweet Review: First day, first show
Directed by Salman Khan's brother Sohail, 'Jai Ho' releases in over 5,000 screens today.

Will Salman Khan's 'Jai Ho', which releases today, be able to wow viewers and critics alike? Will the superstar's much-anticipated film get a bumper opening? Referred to as one of the biggest releases of this year, the expectations from 'Jai Ho' are clearly high and the aforementioned questions are expected to spring up.

And the fact that Aamir Khan's 'Dhoom:3' had a dream run at the box office, cinegoers are also keen to know if 'Jai Ho' will emerge as the top BO earner. Well, going by the huge fan following which Salman enjoys, the film is expected to find several takers.

For those who came in late, 'Jai Ho', directed by Salman's brother Sohail, is a remake of Telugu film 'Stalin' which featured Chiranjeevi in the lead. The film also features Daisy Shah, Tabu, Danny and Genelia D'Souza in key roles. 'Jai Ho', which revolves around a common man's battle against corruption, has been grabbing everyone's attention as it puts forth the country's present political scenario.

This time our guest humorist BollywoodGandu is inside the theatre to live tweet the experience of 'Jai Ho'.

(BollywoodGandu is a humorist, satirist, arm chair comedian, expert troller and an all round ridiculer of things that need to be ridiculed. He also knows how to say the same thing in many ways. Follow him on twitter @BollywoodGandu)

10:59 AM: Bhai is back! Stay tuned for live tweet review of #JaiHo!

11:03 AM: Lot of expectation from #JaiHo. Salman's friend, Aamir Khan has been hastily tweeting about the film this past week.

11:07 AM: With bevy of stars jostling for screen time in #JaiHo, Salman Khan's film is expected to be a masala entertainer.

11:13 AM: #JaiHo starts with a disclaimer that no animals have been hurt during filming. And then Aditya Panscholi walks in.

11:15 AM: People yelling at @BeingSalmanKhan's intro. Just saw someone throw a panty at the screen. #JaiHo

11:16 AM: First 5 mins of #JaiHo Goofy goons. Check. Salman punching. Check. Cheesy line. Check.

11:25 AM: "Apna Kam banta, bhad me jaye janta" Is this @BeingSalmanKhan or @DeepakChopra? #JaiHo

11:52 AM: SalmanKhan just invented the charity pyramid scheme. #JaiHo

11:55 AM: @geneliad makes a handy appearance. This is terrible pun. #JaiHo

11:57 AM: The heroine is named Pinky and wears pink underwear. This is some innovative writing. #JaiHo

11:59 AM: Sunil Shetty just made appearance to remind everyone never drop out of school. #JaiHo

12:15 PM: Interval: I've lost track of how many goons' asses @BeingSalmanKhan has kicked. #JaiHo

12:20 PM: Every time @BeingSalmanKhan roars in #JaiHo a villain craps his pants.

12:35 PM: Highlight of the first half is @BeingSalmanKhan punching a guy so hard he ends up looking like a mouth cancer patient. #JaiHo

12:50 PM: 2nd half of #JaiHo drags more than Justin Bieber in a race.

1:09 PM: #JaiHo has Danny Denzongpa, Ashmit Patel, Bruna Abdullah, Yash Tonk, Mahesh Manjrekar. This movie is more stuffed than a thanksgiving turkey.

1:24 PM: Sohail Khan has cast everyone he knows in #JaiHo.

1:39 PM: #JaiHo quickly turns from an action movies into a public service announcement.

1:43 PM: Salman in trouble so Sunil Shetty does what he does. Brings an actual army tank! #JaiHo

1:47 PM: Leave your brains at home and watch the ridiculousness that is #JaiHo

2.00 PM: There are so many B-list names in the cast of #JaiHo the casting must have been done at Royalty night club.Open Hangout

2.03 PM: #JaiHo is nonsensical film filled with testosterone packed action scenes. Bhai fans will love it.

2.21 PM:Thanks for staying with us throughout the tweet review of #JaiHo by @BollywoodGandu. Have a super weekend at the movies.

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